Hey Fancy Pants!

Good morning – are you suffering from an acute case of Oscar hangover???! I was up late watching the entire show, so I figure today is going to be one HELL of a looooong day – I imagine productivity around the country will be somewhat lower than usual today (it is a Monday, though), as we all try to get past the lack of sleep brought on by one humdinger of a LOOOOOONG Oscar telecast. Let’s start with the fashion, shall we? 🙂 There were a lot of winners last night (and a few real stinkers – yes, I’m talking to you  Brandi Glanville – seriously…what the F happened to the top of your dress??! I don’t even dare post a picture on here as it is bordering on indecent, and we are Pretty Thing, not Porno Thing!!!) – here are a few highlights:

Naomi Watts in the MOST stunning dress by Armani Privé – look at that fit…good lord but she is GORGEOUS! 🙂 Jennifer Aniston in a Valentino – it’s okay, I feel like this look is nothing new for her. I wish she’d done something special with her hair, though. Amanda Seyfried in McQueen – beauuuutiful frock, non??! :)

Jessica Chastain in Armani Privé – her entire look was beautiful, the sparkles on her gown were divine, and her hair/makeup….GORGEOUS! 🙂 Kerry Washington wore Miu Miu – I loooved the color (there wasn’t nearly enough vibrant color on the carpet last night, in my opinion), and she was as flawless as ever; finally…Jennifer Lawrence wore this pale pink Dior that I love with all my heart!! I LOOOOOVE this dress – if I had it, I would wear it every single day…so beautiful! :)


Amy Adams in Oscar de la Renta – I loved the dress, but I wish it had been in a different color…that dove grey just wasn’t doing it for me. I also thought she was in desperate need of better makeup – I rarely notice the makeup on the ladies at these shows, but I sure noticed it last night. She needed some color and bad – but man alive, look at that dress!! Can you imagine how fun it would be swanning around in that all day? Yeah, me neither… :)


There are simply no words for how exquisite Charlize Theron is to begin with, but put her in this white Dior and, well, the heavens opened and the angels sang, friends. She is STUNNING – who else but her could carry off that haircut, too? Her bond structure!!! I die!!!! I really love her attitude, too – she’s real, bracingly honest, and I bet she’s the best girlfriend to hang with, too. She looks like she can hold her liquor and probably knows some really filthy jokes. My kind of girl, in other words. :)

Anne Hathaway’s pale pink Prada was very lovely, and very simple. The tailoring around the boobs was kinda weird and I found myself obsessing about her nipples a bit, but apart from that – gorgeous. Her Tiffany jewels were magnificent, and pretty much my favorites of the night. Of course…once a Tiffany girl, always a Tiffany girl. :)

Yes, I did already show you Jennifer Lawrence’s Dior, but won’t you join me in holding hands and praising its splendor one more time???! Ahhh……love it! 🙂 


Reese’s Louis Vuitton is a perfect color for her, and I nominate her for best hair of the year (if such a prize exists)…man, she looks awesome! :)

This blue Roberto Cavalli on Jennifer Hudson (who took us all to church with her sanging last night – wowza!!) is such a glorious pop of color that I had to include it. Pretty, eh? :)

Zoe Saldana in this Alexis Mabille gown was outstanding – it is what I imagine a fairy ice princess would wear every day…I LOVE it! Especially the top – soooo beautiful! :)

Helen Hunt – in H&M!!!! – looks simply beautiful….her gown is a perfect color on her (and it is color! hurray!), and very age appropriate (because there’s nothing worse than mutton dressed as lamb, folks)…she always looks so classy and elegant. 🙂 I heart her. :)


With George Clooney on your arm, I figure you could show up in a Glad bag and still be the belle of the ball, but Stacy Kiebler’s Naeem Khan gown was so beautiful – only a tall, statuesque woman could carry this one off…on a shorter woman it may have looked dumpy. She’s so beautiful – and that friggin’ arm candy of hers…delish. :)

I want to wake up tomorrow and look like Adele (having her talent would be nice, too)…I think that she is one of the most beautiful women in the world. Those cheekbones??! I die!! That hair??! Good Christ…I just can’t even. She is GORGEOUS!! The dress, by designer Jenny Packham, is perfect for her – and would you please look at her eye makeup??!? A-MAZING!!! 🙂 Please let me wake up tomorrow and look like that…even for one day. Please? 🙂 

Jennifer Garner’s Gucci gown was one of my favorites – the color was really beautiful, and it looked like she was walking on colorful clouds of awesomeness when you saw the back – PERFECT! :)

I have no idea who Bradley Cooper is wearing – it’s a tux, he looked great as usual…no big whoop. I included him simply because I think that he and I should mate and make awesome, blue-eyed babies. :)

I enjoyed the music theme to last night’s show – the performances were good (go on with yo’bad self, Shirley Bassey!), and despite the shit-storm of controversy and criticism he received, I thought Seth MacFarlane did alright. He’s the dude behind ‘Family Guy’…were people expecting eloquence??! Don’t ask a funny guy who is known for pushing the limits to host if you aren’t prepared for those limits to be trompled on…it’s just stupid. I thought some of his bits were hilarious (‘Let the quest to make Tommy Lee Jones laugh begin!’), and some, of course, fell flat, but…I was pretty impressed with some parts of his hosting. I had no idea the man was such a song-and-dance guy, and I love that, so yaa! 🙂 When he was hoofing it with Daniel Radcliffe and the divine Joseph Gordon Levitt, well, I got a wee bit giggly, I did. I don’t know that all of the criticism was fair – he did it, it was what it was, enough already. Let’s move on, shall we??! 🙂

I was thrilled for Jennifer Lawrence’s win (she’s too cute, that one – and her lack of filter is awesome), and Anne Hathaway’s win was certainly well-deserved. Three cheers for my beloved Quentin Tarantino (I have always believed, in my heart of hearts, that he and I are secret cerebral soul mates – there is something about his twisted mind that speaks directly to my twisted mind…I think we are cut from the same scary cloth, and I love it) for winning Best Screenplay, and I was thrilled that “Argo” took Best Picture. There were no real surprises or upsets last night, but there usually aren’t these days – with the plethora of awards shows, we pretty much have a good idea who is going to win anyway, but…it’s fun nonetheless to watch! 🙂

What did you think of the Oscars? I would LOVE to hear from you! 🙂




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Oscar Red Carpet

The Academy Awards were last night – and I LOOOOOOVED so much of what I saw on the red carpet, although I do have to admit that I kind of miss the real stinkers of the past like Björk and her swan dress. Anyway – what did you think of last night’s fashion? Here’s a recap (pictures from the lovelies at Jezebel):

Milla Jovovich’s Elie Saab was exquisite! Her entire look was perfection…she really REALLY took my breath away! 🙂 Divine!!!! 🙂

The lovely Berenice Bejo also wore a pale green Elie Saab – that woman is so beautiful! There is just something (a certain Je ne sais quoi, perhaps) about the beauty and allure of a French woman….probably why I’ve spent my life trying to become a French woman. Hmm. Food for thought (and another post, perhaps).


I nearly fell off my couch in delight at the sight of Jessica Chastain in Alexander McQueen – love love LOVE this frock!  LOVE IT!!! 🙂  Soooo gorgeous! 🙂  Ellie Kemper’s Armani Privé is nice (good color), and Shailene Woodley’s Valentine Couture is okay, also….but check out that McQueen. Le sigh.


Melissa McCarthy’s Marina Rinaldi is very pretty (a bit jewel-y, though, don’t you think?), but very flattering on her. Maya Rudolph looks great in eggplant (seen here in a Johanna Johnson) – but hubba hubba Viola Davis in this green Vera Wang! Wowza!!  The color is breathtaking!!!! 🙂


Stacy Keibler looks like an Oscar in this gold Marchesa – as tall as she is…wow! Stunning!  Missi Pyle is wearing Valentina Delfino – LOVE the color!  Michelle Williams is in Louis Vuitton – her dress is pretty (nice color), but I feel that this is a look we see from her ALL the time. I guess if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but…I wish she’d mix it up a bit. But that’s just me. 🙂


Rooney Mara wore this white Givenchy – I love it from behind, but something seems weird to me in the boob area. What do you think?


I am alternating between loving Emma Stone in Giambattisa Valli and hating it – I think I love it. There. I said it. Great color on her, eh? 🙂  Meryl Streep looks gorgeous in Lanvin – mind you, she’s so damn radiant that woman could wear a potato sack and be stunning. Seriously. Tina Fey is wearing Carolina Herrera – nice, but seems a bit boring, non?


Jennifer Lopez is stunning in this Zuhair Murad. Simple as that. (I don’t know why it pains me to write that)


Perfection in Tom Ford. PERFECTION. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!


I am DYING for the color of Penelop Cruz’s Armani Prive – this gown is GORGEOUS!!!!! 🙂


I don’t know why I hate acknowledging it, but I do….anyway, here goes: Angelina Jolie was simply AMAZING to look at last night. AMAZING!  I could have done without that stupid scarecrow pose of hers (and will somebody PLEASE feed that woman…PLEASE??!), but wowza is she ever gorgeous. Wow. Her dress was Atelier Versace, by the way.


I want to put this man in a bowl, and eat him with a spoon. Yummy – delicious! 🙂


Anyway – that’s a quick recap for you – tell me…what did you think of last night?

Happy Monday, friends! 🙂


SAG Awards Red Carpet 2012

I always LOVE the fashion at the SAG Awards – there seems to be such a different vibe there, and I so DIG it! Here’s some of my fashion faves from last night:

Love love LOVE the color of Jessica Chastain’s Calvin Klein – gorgeous! 🙂


Sofia Vergara sticks with a silhouette that obviously works for her – and that raspberry colored Marchesa is DIVINE! 🙂


I really really like this Valentino dress on Michelle Williams – I wish the shoes were a different color, but the dress is perfection for her. That neckline? Magic!!


There are not words to express my LOOOOOOOOVE for Emma Stone’s Alexander McQueen dress last night – absolute and utter perfection! SOOOO MUCHHHHH FUNNNN!!!  I want one, too!!!!! 🙂


Viola Davis in Marchesa is SO gorgeous – that frock is so unbelievably flattering on her. Va-va-va-voom!!!


This Tadashi Shoji is SO pretty on Octavia Spencer – looooove it! 🙂 (I really dig her entire look, come to think of it – she looks fab!)


Berenice Bejo oozes elegance in this Ralph Lauren – stunning! 🙂


Julianna Margulies never puts a step wrong as far as I’m concerned, and I love the simplicity of this beautiful Calvin Klein gown! 🙂


Lea Michele’s Versace is beautiful, but I’m getting pretty damn sick of her wanna-be sexpot preening on the Red Carpet,….enough already. Seriously.


Jayma Mays in Reem Acra – sooooo pretty!!! 🙂



I love the color of Emily Blunt’s Oscar de la Renta! 🙂  It looks stunning with her eyes!!! 🙂


Dianna Agron’s Carolina Herrera is very pretty as well 🙂


Kyra Sedgwick in Pucci….basically giving a master class on how life oughta be on a Red Carpet. STUNNING. Wow.


Who were your favorites last night? 🙂









2011 Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala

Last night was the annual Met Gala event, and the fashions this year DID NOT disappoint!  The event was celebrating the late, great Alexander McQueen, and many of the evening’s best dressed wore classic McQueen. Check out some of the pictures (from People):

JENNIFER LOPEZ photo | Jennifer Lopez  Jennifer Lopez in Gucci – a beautiful, dramatic look, don’t you think?

SARAH JESSICA PARKER photo | Sarah Jessica Parker Sarah Jessica Parker in McQueen – very pretty 🙂

BEYONCÉ photo | Beyonce Knowles Beyonce in Emilio Pucci – I don’t really care for this dress much at all, and sadly I think she looks like sausage busting out of its casing…it doesn’t do a thing for her figure. 🙁

ASHLEY GREENE photo | Ashley Greene Ashley Greene in Donna Karan – stunning 🙂

BLAKE LIVELY photo | Blake Lively Blake Lively in Chanel – some people didn”t care for this dress, but I think it’s realllllly pretty 🙂

TAYLOR SWIFT photo | Taylor Swift Taylor Swift’s J. Mendel frock was also panned by some of the critics, but I think she looks BEAUTIFUL! 🙂

MIRANDA KERR & ORLANDO BLOOM photo | Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom Miranda Kerr and husband Orlando Bloom – I’m not digging her Marchesa dress at all, which is surprising as I usually LOVE Marchesa, but…this one isn’t doing much for me.

KRISTEN STEWART photo | Kristen Stewart Kristen Stewart in Proenza Schouler – certainly eye-catching, eh?  What do you think?

GWYNETH PALTROW photo | Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow in Stella McCartney – she looks AMAZING, but…isn’t this a look we’ve seen from her a zillion times?  Although, I guess there is something to be said for the theory ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’.

JENNIFER HUDSON photo | Jennifer Hudson Jennifer Hudson in Vera Wang – very pretty 🙂

RIHANNA photo | Rihanna Rihanna in Stella McCartney… I just don’t know. I’m not digging it. What do you think?

GISELE BÜNDCHEN & TOM BRADY photo | Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady This picture is STUNNING – Gisele is flawless in archive McQueen, and the arm candy she’s rocking ain’t half bad, either. Look at her…can you imagine waking up to that sight in the mirror every day?  Sadly, neither can I.

MADONNA photo | Madonna For whatever reason, Madonna’s fashion choices of late have been annoying me – however, she did a lot to fix that last night. This Stella McCartney is very flattering on her, and is age-appropriate, as well (meaning she’s not trying to look 18 again, as she’s been guilty of lately) – the color is beautiful. 🙂

DEMI MOORE photo | Demi Moore Demi Moore is wearing Prabal Gurung, with a Phillip Treacy fascinator on her head (channeling the Royal Wedding, no doubt) -I find that this outfit makes her look somewhat severe, although it certainly is eye-catching and attention-grabbing.  What do you think?

MARY-KATE OLSEN photo | Mary-Kate Olsen Mary-Kate Olsen in Givenchy – I think it looks like a housecoat my mother wore in 1979…and not in a good way. 🙁
ASHLEY OLSEN photo | Ashley Olsen Ashley Olsen’s Dior Couture is better than her sister’s dress, but even it looks somewhat off. Maybe it’s just me.

PENÉLOPE CRUZ photo | Penelope Cruz Penelope Cruz in Oscar de la Renta, showing everybody how it ought to be done. 🙂  STUNNING! 🙂

EMMA STONE photo | Emma Stone I LOVE Emma Stone’s Lanvin, don’t you? It is SO flattering on her 🙂

MICHELLE WILLIAMS photo | Michelle Williams Michelle Williams in Miu Miu…okay, I guess. Nothing overly special.

SALMA HAYEK photo | Salma Hayek Salma Hayak in McQueen – this is my best of the night…she looks AMAZING!!! That dress is to die for – GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIANNA AGRON photo | Dianna Agron Dianna Agron in Michael Kors – simply delightful. 🙂

LEA MICHELE photo | Lea Michele Lea Michele in Escada – soooo pretty! 🙂

CLAIRE DANES photo | Claire Danes Claire Danes in Calvin Klein – very beautiful, but I feel like she almost always looks like this, don’t you?

LIV TYLER photo | Liv Tyler Liv Tyler’s Givenchy Haute Couture is a wee bit Big Bird, but man do I ever love this one! This is what the Met Gala should be about!! 🙂

AMY ADAMS photo | Amy Adams Normally I adore Amy Adams and I LOVE L’Wren Scott, but I am not digging this dress AT ALL.  🙁

JULIANNE HOUGH & RYAN SEACREST photo | Julianne Hough, Ryan Seacrest Julianne Hough’s Burberry gown reminds me of a Monet painting…I love it! 🙂

DAKOTA FANNING photo | Dakota Fanning Dakota Fanning’s Valentino is PERFECTION (and SO age-appropriate) – I LOVE IT! 🙂

EVA MENDES photo | Eva Mendes The color of this Stella McCartney that Eva Mendes is wearing is spectacular, don’t you think? 🙂

KIRSTEN DUNST photo | Kirsten Dunst I find myself loving and hating this Chanel Haute Couture on Kirsten Dunst at the same time. I need to ponder this one further, I think…I’m just not sure what to think about it.

ISLA FISHER photo | Isla Fisher I love the color of Isla Fisher’s Tory Burch gown, don’t you? 🙂
CHRISTINA RICCI photo | Christina Ricci Christina Ricci in Zac Posen – no no no 🙁

EVAN RACHEL WOOD photo | Evan Rachel Wood Evan Rachel Wood in Gucci – SO pretty! 🙂

MIA WASIKOWSKA photo | Mia Wasikowska I am crazy about this Thakoon that Mia Wasikowska wore – LOVE IT! 🙂

NAOMI CAMPBELL photo | Naomi Campbell Naomi Campbell wore this McQueen gown…it looks like an angelic piece of art, don’t you think? 🙂

Oscar Red Carpet Fashion Recap

Yaa! It’s Oscar Sunday! 🙂 I’m having a great time checking out the red carpet coverage on tv, and I am LOVING the gowns!! Here’s a few early delights:

Check out first-time nominee Jennifer Lawrence – hubba hubba!! 🙂

Jennifer Lawrence

Her Calvin Klein gown is flawless, and she looks simply stunning…the only jewelry she’s wearing is the one bangle, and she is exquisite in her simplicity, don’t you think?  Gorgeous!
Mila Kunis wore an Elie Saab gown in the loveliest shade of lavender – it’s BEAUTIFUL! 🙂
Milka Kunis At The 2011 Oscars Academy Awards
Oscar nominee Hailee Steinfeld’s Marchesa was beautiful, and very age-appropriate. Love this!! 🙂
Mandy Moore’s Monique Lhuillier is stunning – the crystals on this dress are so beautiful! 🙂
Mandy Moore At The 2011 Oscars Academy Awards
Oscar co-host Anne Hathaway wore a red Valentino gown on the red carpet – I loooooooove it when she wears red!!  (What I wouldn’t give to look good in red…je suis jalouse…)
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I’m not sure about this Chanel that Michelle Williams is wearing…she looks beautiful (and pixie-like), as always…but there’s something different about this gown…is it the sleeves?  Maybe it’s just me. What do you think?
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Good Lord does Jennifer Hudson look smoking hot! Wow! Her gown is by Versace 🙂
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Now…on to Cate Blanchett, who never disappoints. Her gown (Givenchy, I believe), is quite the statement, don’t you think?  Love it or hate it….it’s certainly memorable! 🙂
Doesn’t her hair/makeup look exquisite????!  She is so beautiful…sigh. I want to wake up and look like that tomorrow morning – I’ll cross my fingers. 🙂
Isn’t this quite the number that Scarlet Johannson’s wearing (it’s Dolce & Gabbana)???  Wowza!!
Oscars: Scarlett Johansson on the Oscars red carpet
Now…this next one shocks me. Check out how FIERCE Sharon Stone looks!!  AMAZING!!  In what universe is this broad in her 50s??!?!?!?!
Oscars: Sharon Stone at the Oscars 2011
Hilary Swank’s dress (ostrich comparisons aside, of course) is quite the attention-grabber, don’t you think? It’s by Gucci Premiere 🙂
Oscars: Hilary Swank on the Oscars red carpet
Halle Berry NEVER goes wrong on the red carpet – and this Marchesa is no exception. STUNNING!!!
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How do you feel about Nicole Kidman’s Dior?
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Okay….life is not fair. Look at Penelope Cruz (in L’Wren Scott) and how GOOOOOORGEOUS she looks at the Oscars – didn’t she just give birth a month or so ago??!  NOT FAIR!!!!!
Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz Feb. 27
Best hair of the night???!  Reese Witherspoon!!  I LOOOOVE IT!!  Her gown (Giorgio Armani Prive) is stunning, also, don’t you think? 🙂
Reese Witherspoon
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Calvin Klein gown looked like water as she moved…exquisite! 🙂
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And….finally, Natalie Portman wore a Rodarte dress in a lovely plum sort of color – maternity chic is something this girl does soooooooooo well, don’t you think? 🙂
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So…that’s my recap of the red carpet this evening! 🙂  I will write more tomorrow about the broadcast itself (and the winners, bien sur!) – talk then! 🙂